WEIRD AL WRITES LYRICS TO CONAN'S THEME SONG, SEALS HIS DOOM

 WEIRD AL WRITES LYRICS TO CONAN'S THEME SONG, SEALS HIS DOOM

http://teamcoco.com/video/weird-al-sings-theme


"Don't kill me Conan!" is not a phrase that gets tossed around much. That's not to say that Conan O'Brien doesn't have tons of people killed - he does, he just doesn't usually do the dirty work himself. It's a phrase that was probably screwed a lot in the face of Conan the Barbarian, who definitely killed a lot of people. And maybe it was even moaned sexily at Arnold Schwartzenager during some kinky role playing. But finally, Weird Al Yankovic has the privilege of pleading for his life. Bottom line: Don't mess with anyone named Conan. 


When asked to write the lyrics to Conan's theme song, Weird Al foolishly let out a secret story about his past with Conan so shocking that the show, nay the world, may never recover. What will become of Al? I doubt we'll see him much anymore... until one day when those long curly brown locks show up on the shoulders of Conan's wife, like the hide of so many others who have crossed The Pale One. 

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