STEVE BUSCEMI DRESS

 STEVE BUSCEMI DRESS

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They say the clothes make the man, but what they don't say is Steve Buscemi's face makes a good dress. Steve Buscemi's face makes a lot of good things: it makes a good weasley gangster with crazy eyes, a good record collecting crazy-eyed loner, a good crazy-eyed bowling buddy, a good different kind of weasley gangster with crazy eyes, and a good internet meme where his disembodied eyes replace the eyes of attractive women. But a good dress? 


If you're about to say "no, Steve Buscemi's face does not make a good dress," just look at the dress again. Gaze deep into its eyes. A little longer. There, now you're under its spell. It's like the Mona Lisa, only the eyes move because the person wearing them is moving, because the person is wearing a dress that is the image of Steve Buscemi's face. Get used to it. Once the dress has you in its sight it won't let you go. Beware the Steve Buscemi dress.


Plus, now you can say "check out the Buscemi eyes on that girl" and not be talking about her freakish Steve Buscemi-like eyes. And aren't we all just in a constant search to find clever new ways to refer to boobs? If Steve Buscemi can be a part of that, all the better for everyone. 

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