PATTON OSWALT 5 SECOND FILM

PATTON OSWALT 5 SECOND FILM

http://5secondfilms.com/watch/crabwalkin/


Fair warning to all the crabwalkers out there: Crabwalkin may be fun and feel great, but always be aware of oncoming highkickin traffic. That's a recipe for danger, and inability to produce children. It's also a recipe for... comedy. A recipe for comedy, and dumb people copycatting this video and kicking their friends in the nuts all day. But I guess that's always been a thing among friends, and it can even turn into a successful career (see: "Jackass," and my friends who kick me in the nuts and have better careers than me). 


This 5 Second Film really boils down comedy into its most perfect form. Not a second wasted, no extra seconds needed. I think it was Groucho Marks who said "comedy is two funny people doing something stupid, and then one of them gets kicked in the nuts." He said that to an interviewer, who then kicked him in the nuts. It was hilarious, but it would've been funnier if he was crabwalkin, which I hope outdoes Planking as a new trend for idiots to do in public. 

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