MICHELLE BACHMANN'S REVISIONIST AMERICA

 MICHELLE BACHMANN'S REVISIONIST AMERICA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RCH1nQ1u4I&feature=player_embedded


When it comes to history, especially political history, accuracy isn't nearly as important as the spirit behind it. It's not what happened in the past that matters, it's how you feel right now. And if you have to make up stuff from the past to make people feel something in the present, then, by God, that's what history is for. 


Jimmy Kimmel shows us his take on Michelle Bachmann's interpretation of history, which is like Sarah Palin's story of Paul Revere, which one might call slightly dubious, times a made up number. 


It actually looks more like a pitch for a new Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay movie that will eventually star Nicholas Cage and Angelina Jolie about the history of America. I may not believe in democracy anymore, but I'm proud to believe King James was a cross dresser and George Washington and Abraham Lincoln fought together against big government. It's awesomer that way.

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