HOLLYWOOD MEETINGS: TRANSFORMERS 3

 HOLLYWOOD MEETINGS: TRANSFORMERS 3

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Hollywood. It's the worst, right? We like to assume some good people work in that desolate land of cocaine and body cleansing, but it's just as easy to believe they don't. Hollywood is more like a giant machine that eats good people for fuel. Like a big transforming machine that doubles as a sports car. After all, there are three Transformers movies. Three. That's because people like this actually work in Hollywood, and eat good people for business brunch, washed down with mimosas.


Enter a mild-mannered sound designer who has to deal with the most childish, obnoxious and comfortably racist person in the business: Michael Bay. And also this interviewer, who is such an idiot that I'm almost certain this is a documentary about real Hollywood meetings. 


Although, for as bad as this guy is as an interviewer/human being, his ideas are gold. I would absolutely see that movie from the poster with him standing on the moon, starring Chevy Chase. But I'd see anything with Chevy Chase. Even Transformers 3. 

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