THIS DOG

 THIS DOG 

http://youtu.be/OgrZ5Dtsi-E

I'm not big on animal videos, unless the animals are cute and doing something funny. Those are my requirements... Or if they're kinda ugly-cute, and doing something dumb. Or making funny sounds. Or just not doing anything on camera for a while. But those are my only requirements, and they're very strict. It limits my animal video intake to a lean 3,000 per day. 


This dog... is... a lil tickle automaton. It almost looks like a live action game of Operation, where any place you poke it will make a weird buzzer sound, only in this game the buzzer sound means you got it right. The trick is, you can't get it wrong. This dog was born to be poked so it could make the sound it makes and the face it makes when it's making the sound it makes. Nature is simple like that. 

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