DIVORCED DAD COOKING SHOW

 DIVORCED DAD COOKING SHOW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r2NfLRsjrc


Father's Day seems distinctly different from Mother's Day, and not just because one parents loves you more than the other. While Mother's Day generally means you treat your mom to a nice day of doing stuff for her and lots of attention, in my experience the best gift you can give your dad is to leave him alone for a G-D minute to watch the History Channel in peace. Unless your dad is a divorced dad. Remember, they count too, and deserve up to 40% of your love on selected weekends. 


This depressing cooking show for divorced dads, presented by the consistently amazing Rue Brutalia, opens a window into the pathetic existence of this demographic of men. Men who have no choice but to revert to their living quality as a college student, because without a wife, that's basically what they are. But don't worry, they're doing great! They're doing great! They're doing... great.

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